Nos+gummy worms=enlightenment

About a week ago, we found a shoeless bum wandering on the side of the road. We thought he was cute and took him home. I think it helped that he was our cousin who had hitchhiked from Oregon to Kansas City as a surprise.
During his trip I introduced him to my way of life: nos and sour gummy worms. I have a vision to spread this across the world, until every person experiences the wonders of a sugar and caffeine induced high.
Process:

• Pretend to be a bird
• Open the Nos
• dip the worm
• eat the dipped worm and drink the nos simultaneously while imagining yourself to be in a jungle
• repeat